Thursday, November 30, 2017

Alternative Christmas Story

Katie: Do you remember from the Christmas story we read who Jesus' mother was?

2-year old Avery: Mary!

Katie: Very good! And who was Jesus' daddy? [Setting aside important theological distinctions.]

Avery: Joseph!

Katie: That's right! And where were Mary and Joseph going when Mary was pregnant with Jesus?

Avery: RED ROBIN!

Monday, November 06, 2017

If you're going to run for office....

... and you want people to take you seriously, I recommend that you get a dedicated email address instead of using the one that implies you don't plan to show up to your new job because you're too busy golfing.