Saturday, August 30, 2008

Our new floor...

... is done.  Almost done.  Lots of details that threaten to take weeks to get around to doing (like putting moulding back in and cleaning the last bit of mortar off the wall) but done enough that we've moved all the furniture and appliances back in.  With that, I present this visual history.

First up, the "before" shots.  These were taken when we purchased the house (a little over a year ago).  A lot has changed in the house since then but do your best to focus on the floors.  The kitchen had very old and short carpeting while and the dining room was a lighter and fluffier.  The entryway (not pictured) had a marble-ish tile of sorts.




Underneath the kitchen and dining room was a fantastic stone-patterned brown/green linoleum straight from the 50's.  We didn't even wait to take it out.  As we began to pull the linoleum we came across our first home-improvement hitch: the subfloor in these two rooms was particle board.  After some reading it became obvious that if we wanted a stable floor to lay tile on we had to pull it out as well and replace it with something more rigid.  So we did.



(For those of you interested in the engineering side of laying tile, all the trouble with tile come from one simple fact: it doesn't bend, it just breaks.  If the subfloor isn't stiff enough, the floor will bend when people walk on it but the tile won't.  Once enough force is put on the tile, it will simply crack.  This has a big impact on how you build the structure of the house.  The joist of the floor have to be close enough together to support the weight of the tile.  If the subfloor is the wrong material or isn't thick enough it will bow between supports or deform as it absorbs and releases moisture in the air (the latter is the problem with particle board). The tile above it can't deform and instead cracks.  The strength of tile, its hardness, is also its greatest weakness; it doesn't really bend even when you wish it would.)

The entryway was an entirely different surprise.  Back when this house was built in the late 50's, laying tile was done differently. Rather than doing something like we did, a thick (~2 inch) bed a mortar was poured and the tiles were set directly in it.  I discovered this when I started trying to chisel the tiles out.  I was very dismayed at first but found that the job of tearing out that much mortar is not as hard as it may seem.  The big saving grace is that mortar is not near as hard as concrete and it tends to break apart in chunks.  In the pictures below you can see a metal mesh that was embedded in the mortar, kind of like poor-man's rebar.



Here's what the old subfloor looked like after we had torn everything out and cleaned up.




The next step was to lay down new plywood to replace the particle board we had torn out.  The extra thickness gave us more rigidity for the tile so as to prevent cracking and breaking.  When adding another layer like this, the only really important "secret" is to not align seams on one layer with seams on the next.  This helps make the subfloor more rigid.  In our case, our second layer was half-inch plywood, and lots of it.




We found out the entryway was uneven and so after filling in most of the 2 inch gap with plywood where the mortar previously was, I had to pour some self-leveling concrete to level it out.  Pretty neat stuff, actually and it worked rather well.  The first two pictures were taken just after I poured it (you can see reflections in the pool) and the last is after it had dried.






With the plywood in, we next install what is called an "underlayment" for the tile.  Most people today use a cement board of some kind, the popular brands being Hardibacker or Durock.  The biggest problems with these boards is that they can be hard to cut and attach to the subfloor and they are relatively thick (at least 0.25").  Our biggest concern with a think underlayment was our under-counter dishwasher.  Our friends found out the hard way that by adding height to the floor, it is very possible to "tile-in" your dishwasher.  They actually had to disassemble the dishwasher in-place under the counter to get it out when it came time to replace it.

So, to save height and time, we used a relatively new underlayment by Schluter Systems called Ditra.  The material is basically a plastic waffle-like grid with a cotton backer.  The plastic grid acts as a moisture barrier as well as a "decoupling membrane".  The decoupling part is important because it allows our house to move (slightly) without forcing the tile to as well.  If there was no decoupling, then the flexing of the house could crack and chip tiles as they were pushed against each other and the walls of the house.

(Historical note: centuries ago this was accomplished by laying a bed of sand between two beds of mortar.  The sand was "strong" enough to support the weight of the tile but any lateral movement resulted in one mortar bed sliding past another.  This isn't done much any more as the height of the two beds and the sand (not to mention weight) make it tough to work into modern buildings.) 

Ditra is significantly thinner than cement board and rolls out like a thin carpet.  Rather than nailing or screwing it to the sub-floor, you simply use a very thin layer of mortar and press it in.  The material can be cut with a utility knife and installs very quickly.  The only downside: it is a bit more expensive than cement board.  I'm glad we used it, though, if for no other reason than the day-or-two times savings.



Now for the tile.   The tile we had chosen was meant to resemble a wood plank and was rectangular in shape rather than square. No special instructions needed here.  Slop on the mortar, spread it around, comb it with a trowel, and press in the tile.  We decided to do a parque-ish pattern in the dining room (suggested by my father) and a linear pattern in the kitchen and entryway.  Many days of mixing mortar, cutting and placing tiles, and generally making a mess.  (The last picture shows where the parque patterns meets the linear one.)







The last big step was grouting.  The color we choose was supposed to be right around the color of the tile but,  for reasons I don't understand, it turned out much redder.  Not the end of the world but a bit disappointing.  We're looking into staining it a darker color but I'm guessing that won't happen for quite a while.  Word to the wise: grout is cheap; test it in a small area before you commit to a color.





So that's that.  We like the floor and are glad its done.  The whole project took about 6 weeks or so; we obviously weren't working on it the whole time but on many days it was our life.  My wife is glad to have all her kitchen appliances back (there are only so many meals you can cook on an electric skillet) and we're both glad that the house is finally back in order.  

Our big thanks to our friend Michael for his guidance, expertise and assistance and also to Desha's parent's for loaning us a tile saw.  

Friday, August 29, 2008

Number Two

We've been looking for a sibling for Basil for several months now and today we found her.  She's an English Springer Spaniel (just like Basil) and is about three months old.  She is very much a puppy; high energy and very cute.  We don't have a name yet but if you have any suggestions let me know.  We are leaning towards a spice name but are open to other ideas. 





Tuesday, August 26, 2008

WSU Chemistry Building

I was telling a friend of mine who teaches chemistry at WSU about my experience with the intimidating hazard diamond this past Sunday and he got a big smile on his face and asked, "Did you see the blast wall?"

Blast wall?  

From what Kevin says, they keep all the really dangerous stuff in a separate closet on the exterior of the building.  They've built the outside wall so that it is structurally weaker than the others and then, about a foot or so away from that wall, poured a huge concrete wall.  The thinking is that if something goes wrong and those chemicals explode, the weak wall will blow out and direct all the force into the concrete blast wall.

I have a class in the chemistry building so on my way there I snapped this picture:



Right next to the white rain gutter you can see the "crumple zone" as it were for the building.  

So I'm a bit worried....


... I haven't seen any signs for the incumbent (the USA) running for Kansas.  Come to think of it, I think this might be an uncontested race.  I REALLY hope that changes before Nov. because I think it will be a big pain to have to get a Kenyan passport while still living in Wichita.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Olympic Sponsorships

Why is McDonalds an Olympic sponsor?  I mean, I know the pragmatic such a relationship exists: McDonalds has a lot of money that every national Olympic team could use and I'm sure the company enjoys all the prime advertising they get in exchange.  For all I know, there aren't very many other corporations that are willing to donate at that level.

But seriously, McDonalds?  McDonalds is the symbol of cheap, non-nutritious food to me (thanks to the film Supersize Me) and it seems highly incongruous to have the best athletes in the world using their achievements to sell products that would have a detrimental effect on their performance.  Athletes selling for Nike, Addidas, Spaulding, Speedo, all of these make sense to me.  Athletes selling deep-fried, high-calorie food?  

What's REALLY funny is that McDonalds has been a major Olympic sponsor for years and just now I'm catching on to this oxymoronical fact.

Back at School

This past Thursday was my first day in class for my Master's degree.  I am now officially a graduate student at the famed Wichita State University.  I'm taking three courses this semester: Linear Systems, Control Systems Concepts, and Power Systems Analysis.  One of them is kind of a review course to get me back into the swing of things.  I've attended two of these classes so far and right now I am feeling a bit overwhelmed.  It has been seven years since I did any of the math and engineering that is being expected of me now and I'm feeling it. The first homework set I got had three problems on it and though I've worked through some of it, I don't feel confident in any of the answers.

Put simply, I think this first semester of grad school is going to be rough.  I'm working half-time right now but fear that I may have underestimated my ability to get back into academic rhythm.  It doesn't help that I will be attending weddings nearly every weekend in semester leaving less time for studying.  Like I said, right now I feel a bit overwhelmed.

On a lighter note, I spend part of Thursday wandering around campus and discovered a few things.

  • Most of the buildings are clearly marked ON ONE SIDE.  Why?  I spent a lot of time walking around buildings trying to determine if this was the one I needed to be in.
  • Of the ~ 100 students in my Linear Systems class the ethnic breakdown is:
Central Asian (Indian, Nepali, etc): 90
East Asian (Chinese, Japanese, etc): 7
White (for lack of a better term): 3

This is the first time in my life I've been that much of a minority
  • As I was trying to find my second class of the day I stumbled across a building with a particularly aggressive hazard diamond on it.  All three hazard types were at their maximum level (4) and the special instruction in the white section indicated to not use water to put out any fire. After thinking about it for a few minutes I decided that this must be the chemistry building.  I was right.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Dreamlifter

On my way home from work today I saw this landing at one of Wichita's airports:





This is the airplane the flies the fuselage of the 787 Dreamliner from where it is assembled here in Wichita to the Seattle area where the aircraft goes through final assembly.  There are some perks to living in the air capital of the world.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Barak Obama

I don't follow politics super-closely.  This is probably going to be one of the few politically-oriented posts I do.

I heard an interview with somebody on the political career of Barak Obama and, above all else, the timeline of this career caught my attention.  You can double-check my information in many places including the Wikipedia article on the man.

After doing several noteworthy things including being the editor of the Harvard Law Review, Barak Obama ran for office.  And then he kept running for office.  Check out this out:

1996:  Elected to the Illinois State Senate
1998: Re-elected to the Illinois State Senate
2000: Lost Democratic primary for US House of Representatives
2002: Re-elected to Illinois State Senate
2004: Elected to US Senate
2007: Running for President of the United States

I don't know whether this is good or bad but if Barak Obama wins the election for President, he will have held three distinct political offices in ten years (and he tried to hold a fourth).  He has the most experience as a state senator (8 years, assuming he held office through his primary loss in 2000) and just two years as a US Senator.  I'm hardly one to speak as I've only held a single job for a little over 3 years but his rise through the political ranks seems relatively fast.  

I want to like Barak Obama.  I have done far too little research to have an informed opinion about his political views but he seems something like my generations JFK.  He seems to be capturing the imaginations of many people.  

As one political commentator pointed out, though, a political campaign is designed to try to overcome weaknesses in a given candidate.  How do you overcome the weakness of inexperience?  Put differently, even if his views strongly align with mine (which I'm sure they don't), do I believe that he will be able to effectively execute those ideas given his quick ascent through political offices?

As a point of contrast, John McCain has been a senator for Arizona for the last twenty years.  

I'll let you decide whether experience is an asset or a liability in this case.  In the very least, it is easier to follow the track record of the candidate who has been around a while. 

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Basil

Basil woke up on Monday morning with the sniffles.  I don't know why it didn't occur to me that dogs can catch something like a cold but the truth of the matter is obvious.  In honor of his first illness, here are a few pictures to remind us all of the good old days.


One of his first days at home, laying claim to his spot on the couch.


First bath, back when he was much smaller.  Today, he can rest his chin on the edge of the tub rather than having to stand on his hind legs to see over it.

The blue tongue was a good indication that Basil was into something he shouldn't have been. It ended up being blue tissue paper.

According to our instructor, that certificate of completion was the first she had ever given to a spaniel of any type on his/her first attempt at basic obedience. Trust me, we earned it.




Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Hero For The Day: My Wife

This Monday, for the first time, Katie rode her bicycle to work with me.  We had done a practice ride a few Saturdays ago and "it wasn't too bad" so she decided to give it a shot on an actual work day. She probably isn't going to try to ride every work day year round (like I try to do) but is considering riding two or three days a week.  The motivations are the standard reasons for bicycle commuting: saving money on gas and getting good exercise.  In fact, the last one probably pushed her over the line.  When I rode in last Monday I told her I had burned 1000 Calories that day on the bicycle, she responded "If I ride my bicycle to work, I can eat almost anything without gaining weight."

Yes, yes you can.

Monday, June 02, 2008

The return of tortillas!

This news is a few months old but the local chain grocery store started to produce tortillas in-house again!  This particular store has has four different owners over the past handful of years, some choosing to use the existing in-house tortillas machine, some not.  For those of you keeping score at home, here's the history:


Albertson's 
The only evidence that the store was an Albertson's was the trademark blue font found on many signs and grocery carts throughout the store.  Ownership of this store took place before my time here in Wichita.
Tortilla status: Unknown

Food 4 Less
This chain is not related to the warehouse-style grocery store bearing the same name.  When I moved to Wichita in 2005, they were the owners of the store and though it was out of the way, I I often shopped there just for the tortillas.
Tortilla status: Plain, jalepeno cheese, roma tomato

Homeland
While out of town visiting family over Christmas break in 2006 Food 4 Less sold out to an in-town competitor: Homeland.  There was no improvement in any aspect of the store and in some areas, quality degraded.  It didn't take long before the tortillaria in the store was closed, seemingly for  good.
Tortilla status: moth-balled

Dillon's
Less than a year after Homeland bought our Food 4 Less, Dillon's bought out Homeland.  In both of these cases, it was not just our store that was affected; all of Wichita lost both of these chains in just a short time. (For those of you REALLY keeping score at home, you will have realized that Wichita has two major grocer's: Dillon's and Wal-Mart.  There are a few other smaller players such as Target and Aldi but I'm going to guess that 70% of Wichita primarily buys their food from one of the former.)  It took a few months but Dillon's management saw the wisdom of the tortillaria and brought it back.  I stumbled across this the same day I took my GRE; it was a very happy day.
Tortilla status: Plain, whole wheat, cinnamon and sugar, salsa




Thursday, May 29, 2008

My sister, the swimsuit model


Sorry Sister, but we stumbled across this photo in Land's End and have to blow the whistle on your modeling gig.  I'm sure it was good while it lasted but modeling won't pay the bills and you know that.  We put you through college for something and its time to go out there and put that Interdisciplinary Social Sciences degree to work.  

Instead of your beautiful smile and curly hair.




Friday, May 23, 2008

Three Simple Mistakes I've Made Recently

  1. Using half the amount of water when making my first batch of root beer.  (The results were not good.)
  2. Using twice the amount of sugar in the latest batch of ice cream I made. (Raspberry, and it tastes fine, just, you know, a little sweet.)
  3. Leaving the vacuum in "hose mode" such that the vacuum wasn't sucking dirt from the carpet but dust from the air.

Giant Pool of Money

This American Life, still one of my favorite radio programs/podcasts, created an excellent story on the sub-prime meltdown/credit-crunch.  I highly recommend you take a listen, even if you don't think you're interested in all the financial mess right now.  It is at least entertaining and highly informative.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

The Crow Flies at Midnight

A co-worker of mine sent out an email yesterday saying that she had free tickets to a concert here in town for the first four who were interested.  There was a catch though; "In exchange for the free tickets you will need to stick around after the concert and help load boxes of liquor onto a cart and take them to a room somewhere in the Coliseum."

??

That was all the information in the email but I imagined it continuing in several different ways:

  • "After delivering the liquor to the appropriate room you will be required to drink half a case and then walk across the room without falling down."
  • "Clues will be provided to locate the room.  The last person to deliver the liquor to the correct room will be kicked off the island/eliminated from the race."
  • "While delivering the liquor a man will approach you and ask the time.  You will respond that you don't have a watch.  He will ask you to follow him to another room where you will meet with your handler who will provide the rest of the details for the mission.  Good luck."
Another of my co-workers responded with his own email:

"Will the cart in question have any identifying marks?  Will there be a map in the cart providing directions to the certain undisclosed room?  Once in the room will an "asset" be present to provide further instructions?  Should these four people you are looking for have any previous experience with the Mafia?"

For a stressful day at work, this email provided the comic relief we sorely needed.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

More Flickr Action

Since its spring and we don't have many flowers blooming yet, I decided to do my part by posting a few of the flower pictures I've taken for Katie on Flickr.  I've also added a new channel that is just for the pictures I've taken in the past that I'm just getting around to putting on Flickr now.  the theory is that I'll be posting my favorite pictures as I take them and when there's a lull in that activity, I'll fill it with "golden oldies".  So far, this theory hasn't worked out very well as life tends to keep me from being able to do what I want.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Basil and Flickr

Check out Flickr for the latest pictures of Basil, our puppy.  These were all taken in the past few weeks and are therefore are somewhat recent.  My goal is to actually use Flickr in this way but so far haven't made it happen.  Hopefully this is a start.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

GRE

I meant to write about this earlier but as soon as I was done, I wanted to purge the event from my mind.  Last Friday I took the GRE and, before I start whining, want to state that I did just fine.  My verbal scores were lower than I expected but my math was great.  This is not how I felt when I was taking the test, though.

The GRE is administered on computers and it is an adaptive test.  Based on the accuracy of your previous answers, the computer tries to give you a question that it thinks is the most difficult question you can answer.  Over a series of thirty or so questions, it narrows in on the test-takers skill level for that section of the test.  The theory sounds great and I'm sure the ETS people (the private company that creates the GRE) have done studies to show that a normal paper-based version and the computer-based version correlate well.  There were a few difficulties that I encountered when taking my test, though.

For starters, though the theory may be sound, the psychological effect on the test-taker is painful.  I spent the vast majority of the math test feeling I was failing the test.  The questions were obtuse, hard for me to reason through well, and plain old difficult for me to answer with confidence.  After seeing my score, I think the computer very quickly narrowed in on my math ability and continued to present me question after question that was just beyond the reach of what I was able to do.  It left me feeling stupid and discouraged even though I was doing great.

Secondly, because the computer needs a previous answer to figure out what question to ask next, you can't skip any questions.  Each section has a fixed number of questions to answer and even though questions may be getting harder and harder, a question left un-answered is wrong.  All of this makes pacing yourself through the test fairly difficult.  How do you decide when to take an educated guess and how do you decide to keep working on the question?  This is particularly relevant in the verbal section where a passage-based question may show up near the end of the test.  If you have five questions and five minutes left, you better help that the last question isn't based on a passage that will take two minutes to read before you can answer the question.  I finished one of my verbal sections eight minutes early (somewhere between 1/4th and 1/5th early) because I didn't know if I would have enough time for a verbal question at the end.  The inability to skip questions and come back to the hard ones is frustrating.

If, for some reason, I do have to take retake the test, I plan on trying to be more strategic about my use of time.  This is a different type of test all-together.

Best Anniversary Gift

Friday, March 28, 2008

Home Improvement and Temperment

A good friend of mine was recently replacing the tiles in this kitchen floor and made an interesting observation about the psychology of home improvement.  He noticed that he saw three distinct responses to the various challenges the project produced.

There was his wife, the optimist.  She looked at the project and it seemed fairly straight-forward: tear out the old times, put in the new ones; this should be easy.  She had never done anything like this before but the instructions in the tiling book looked made it look easy. She figured that they could get the tiling project done ahead of the five days they planned on.  When the glue for the tiles didn't hold and one whole day of labor had to be redone, she got somewhat frustrated and discouraged by the whole process.  At that point, she was not excited about having new tiles in kitchen and probably wished they hadn't started the project.  Emotionally, she was not expecting the project to ever get done.

Then there was my friend, the pessimist (at least when it comes to home improvement).  He is not the handy-man type, had also not done anything like this before and assumed that the project would be a minor form of hell.   Nothing would work right, it was unrealistic to try to get it done in one week (but they didn't really have any choice in the matter), and the whole experience would be painful.  When things didn't go well (like the glue not holding on the tiles) he was fully prepared to be discouraged and frustrated.  When things were going well like cutting tiles and placing them on the floor, he knew the positive feelings were an illusion and that trouble was just around the corner.  He was just waiting for things to fall apart.

The last character in this story is a friend of theirs who was able to help for several days; his name is Josh.  Josh does not conform the the stereotype of college art major he is; he is QUITE the handy-man.  Josh helped build his own house, is very knowledgeable about all things home improvement and also can fix your car if you want.  Josh is exactly the kind of guy you want helping you out when you want to retile your kitchen.  Josh is also a realist.  He expects that there are going to be things that go wrong and his response is to fix them and move on.  When the glue didn't hold Josh was thoroughly committed to pulling up every tile that wasn't firmly attached even if it meant having to re-glue every single one.  Better to put in the time now and get things right rather than have to replace them once the grout was in place.   He didn't get discouraged by the problems (there are always going to be problems) and responded with an attitude determined to fix those problems.  The project will get done, it may just take a little longer than expected.  Don't give up or get discouraged, and don't emotionally go looking for trouble; do the job, fix the mistakes.

I think this attitude of realism is the classical American "can-do" spirit.  In this regard, I think I need to be more American when we re-start our home improvement project here in the next few weeks.